Sunday, July 29, 2007

teenangels

ok... teenangels

well to me thas the age between 13 and 19...a teenager is this gawky creature whose only goal at 12 is to turn 13...not really considering that what happens is unfair...

for a girl: she has to pour large amounts of hot wax on her self to remove hair follicles and look 'pretty' and go thru periods! and if their TRULY lucky get a coupl of alien lifeforms a.k.a. zits! on their faces....then they have to go out looking perfect for the occassion whether it be a movie or a concert or even a sleep over....ok so not ALL girls are like that but everyone likes to look nice...and i'm not talking about pleasing the ppl around you just pleasing yourself is hard enough!

the guys well...i could say it's easier but i don think so...they have to go thru the humiliation of picking up the phone and the person on the other end is sayin "hello madam may i speak to your son" !? a.k.a cracking of their voice...and zits...and trying to pretend that they don care bout wat they wear so they can look casual but really if one looks close enough u can see how this is a whole process,quite tedious indeed....

and at the age of 19 your wondering when ppl will stop referring to you like an unknown identity and actually include you into conversations that are 'adult talk'

my theory is very simple...add 13 and 19....13+19=32...then divide 32 by 2....32/2 = 16!

at the age on 16 you are a teenangel!... i guess thas where the term "sweet sixteen" came up...at the age of sixteen your in the phase where u can tackle alien life forms without blinking an eye...you have the confidence to talk to ppl older than you but not yet ADULTS...and who wants to talk to oldie goldies anyway when the 18 yr old bloke is checking you out! or the hottie in the short denim skirt gave u her no.

also tha the age where evryone kinda accepts that they are in a parallel universe that adults will never understand or understand way too much of...and so u jus go on and have fun anyway

to be nicer i would say 16,17 and 18 are the teenangel years....those are the years u experience alot without having any responsibilty to worry about...and have just enough level headedness to say WTF am i doing?

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